Sometimes fate brings the right people together, in the right place, at the right time. And then there’s the near-misses. What happens when the stars don’t align?

A scripted drama based on a collection of bugged phone calls – Patricia is the story of two people meeting at a tragically inopportune time, told through overheard phone conversations.

One person’s idea of a good time is another person’s idea of torture. Some enjoy waiting in line at the airport, some like to be covered from head to toe in clothes pegs by a woman in a g-string and corset. Whatever floats your boat, right?

True stories rarely end with everything tied up in a neat little package. These are stories of people trying to fix their own personal plot holes.

There’s an elephant in the room. It’s lonely and terrified of the knowledge that one day it will die. Let’s talk about it.